the wire

most boring show ever ...tell me im too dumb for it but its not interseting, i understand every little coincidence but it doesnt make it an interseting show its a huge bandwagon show that its cool to like says GQ or wahtever but its boring its not a captivating show thats why it went off the air and never won any awards so say soemthign nobody else likes dis show i like the last couple episodes but they still woudltn even make my top 15 its a garbage piece of shit1!!

What's my favourite drink?

In honour of St. Paddy's Day and how unexpectedly wasted i got last night, I am going to do another Tuesday Top Ten and recount my top 10 favourite alcoholic beverages.

Honourable mentions go out to the classic dome drinks of vodka limes and rum and cokes - lord knows i love doublefisting 2 dubs and the domeski.

10. Irish Car Bombs
We did these up during the morning on Saturday and they really sent me into a drunken spiral lordy dordy if you are curious of how to make one heres a useful video...

9. Whiskey-Ginger
Gingerale is a very under-rated and under-used mix for drinks and it usually does the trick to mask the taste of even the most heinous of SAQ whiskey. But I seldom take my own advice and choose to drink my drinks strong and nasty

8. Wisers-Dr. Pepper
Thanks to Nicos for introducing this. ME and Ehm had one great summer of drinking tons of this shit and I can't say that I still like it anymore due to the fact that i taste whiskey whenever I drink it but what can you do? There's nothing like drinkin a Q of W then hittin up DT read to get your grind on.

7. Blue Dry 9.1%
This is a sentimental fav from first year when me and bougie used to get 3-4 of these puppies a night and get truly beyond belief drunk. It loses points for how unholy the hangovers are but gains great points for amazing games of 15 where the deck is unbelievably rigged but i still don't realize it.

6. Rockstar Vodkas
Pomegranate is good for you and so it this amazing tasting drink. Its probably the best think you can drink during a hangover and when u have to do morning drinking. It is truly amazing how just 2 of these on top of about 12 beer can truly send you over the edge into blackout mode where you just don't remember anything and do the craziest shit
*bonus points - amazing for use as a microphone

stay tuned for my top 5

lion reunion

so these 2 guys in London raised a lion for 12 months in their house. They were eventually convinced to send it to a reserve in Africa cause it was about the age the lion was going to get dangerous. A year later they went back to visit the lion and everyone said that there would be no way the lion would remember them but look at this shit

creepy as shit!

Check out this gnome sighting in argentina!

So sleepy

Thanks to Jose over at No Way Jose for this amazing picture

5-1 Rest of the Top Ten TV Shows
Note: I forgot about Kenny vs. Spenny and big love deserves at least an honorable mention and so does flight of the conchords so my apologies but you just can't have it all.


5. The Shield
This is probably one of the most intense and gritty shows on television. Vic Mackey is one of the great macho man characters on TV up there with Jack Bauer and Tony Soprano and boy does he run an amazing strike team. I can't wait for the final season of this shit to go down. Will Vic keep his job and will he kill Shane? I certainly hope so on both parts. Let's hope Dutch boy gets some tail this season aswell and Claudette gets the hell out of Vic's ass and lets him do what he's good..no wait ..great at.

4. Entourage
Maybe you can have it all. Awesome show ...great characters and cast and very entertaining ..once again HBO delivers with Marky Mark inspiring and producing i will never refer to a movie as anything but someone's vehicle from here on out for eternity. Lloyd and Ari are probably 2 of the funniest characters ever also.



3. Dexter
Insane show. Michael C. Hall is completely different from his bitchy, whiny character in Six Feet Under and the rest of the characters and cast are awesome too from Deb to Angel. This show has more twists and turns and shit Dexter has to get out of and you can't imagine him actuall doin it. But since there have only been 2 seasons I won't rank it any higher and see if the third delivers once again.


2. Lost
I'm starting to think I'm not smart enough to watch this show anymore but wow this season came back big dog style. I'm glad the stupid Charlie/Hurley episodes are gone of them foolin around and playing ping pong and shit but I'm sad that I hoped for Charlie to die. Finally every episode we learn something and its getting crazier and crazier ..Michael back? wtf

1. The Sopranos
There's not much I can say about this amazing series that hasn't been said or speculated about that insane ending. I don't want to be cliche sounding but it's probably the best show that has ever been on TV. The final season was insanity!!

My top 10 favourite Shows

This is a list of my favourite shows. The general qualification is that they are things I have started watching within the last couple years so old goodies such as the great rewatchable 80s -90s sitcoms such as Seinfeld, Friends, Fresh Prince, Family Matters, Saved by the Bell don't qualify. I urge my fellow bloggers bougie,jose and dan to follow suit.

Honorable Mentions: The first 5 seasons of 24 were awesome but the last one was so bad i dindt even care enough to watch the last 3 episodes/3 hours of the day to find out what happened. Also the first season of Prison Break was awesome...I still watch it but damnit nothing ever gets solved and its being stretched out way too much. Also shout out to OC and degrassi

10. Six Feet Under
I just finished the last season in pretty much 2 days and I probably wouldn't have included it if it didn't end so damn well. The last episode was amazing and it showed how every character eventually dies and pretty much shows up to 70 years into the future. The show is pretty damn depressing overall but its HBO and they can do no wrong.


9. Arrested Development
Definitley the most clever, funniest sitcom since Seinfeld which doesnt make my list because I tried to keep it more recent. Every character pretty much is hilaroius in this show and it's good to see the character of George Michael live on in movies like Juno and Superbad. I also hear
it will probably be made into a movie which would be awesome if they can make it as funny as the show.


8. The Real World and Real World Challenges
I don't know where I woudl be now if we didn't discover The Real World Austin on Rogers on Demand and subsequently powered through that season and watched many others including Las Vegas, Key West, Denver and Sydney, which was probably the best and craziest season of the real world yet. If it wasn't for these seasons I would never know the great characters such as Wes, Tyree, Alton, Irulan, Frank, Svetlana, Johanna, Melinda, Isaac, Cohutta etc etc. And if it wasn't for the amazing real world-road rules challenges I would never know the insane C.T. I hope to someday find the Paris season so I can see what a fucking nut job he probably was on that.

7. Flavor of Love 2
Possibly the show I have rewatched the most. Amazing characters such as Like Dat, Bootz, Sumthin' (who shit her pants in the house and it leaked out on the floor and he "still kept her ass"),
New York, Deeelishious, Buckee, Buck Wild, Beautiful,Krazy and of course Pay-Shintz. This is the most ridiculous show I have ever watched and has the most ridiculous people ever on it.
Can't Wait for season 3.


6. Weeds
This show has an awesome premise and crazy shit and hilarity often insues. I don't have much more to say about it just a generally awesome show.

5-1 coming up later